Janice (Amy Sedaris) recounts her experience with a snake called Trevor, a bunch of cannibalistic mice and a swarm of moths.

Adrian (Will Ferrell) has completely misinterpreted the King Midas story to the disbelief of his volatile crime partner Marco (Jason Mantzoukas). Warning - adult content

Port security office Greg (Bob Odenkirk) meets Detective Cullen (Patrick Brammall) for the first time and immediately wants to open a bar with him.